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Characters

Main Characters
	Name- Richard Status: Active Generally rather quiet. Richard was raised in a loving household that went to hell in his mid-teens. Rachel, or Super V Girl, is his sister. He is married to Allison and was school friends with Bobby, Ernest, Katy, and Patrick. Though normally quiet, there is something simmering beneath his surface. Diagnosed by various psychiatrists with various mental illnesses and briefly hospitalized, he is plagued by depression... but also, from time to time, extreme rage (often with little provocation). He is a bit of a poet, though not a good one. He is a left brain thinker who wishes for the creativity of a right brain thinker. He is fluent in German.
	Name- Allison Nickname- "Jester" Status: Active Allison doesn't make friends easily, but those who get inside her shell are held in great esteem. She is one of the most creative and talented person alive (though in ways that seldom prove useful) and can work like no one else when she pushes herself. She was an excellent swordswoman in her early youth, but after being racked by anemia for years (and surviving despite frequent and repeated expectations of death by doctors), fighting takes a heavy toll on her body. She is fluent in Japanese.
	Name- Rachel Nickname- "Super V Girl" Status: Active Rachel claims to be a superhero with "Sparklepower," but usually people know better. She is Richard's older sister and her mask is really cool. The spandex is a bit much. Her talent as a writer is unmatched, though she doesn't use that talent much these days. Fluent in French, German, and Japanese.
	Name- Ernest Status: Active Even quieter than Gary, but for different reasons. While Gary is just very reserved and seldom feels a need to say anything, Ernest is incredibly timid and shy. He went to High School with Richard and since became an employee of Mecha Inc., where he inadvertently destroyed Japan.
	Name- Unknown Status: Active Unknown.
	Name- Dameon Nickname- Lieutenant Cross Status: Active Unknown.

Secondary Characters
	Name- Gary Nickname- "Floppy-Haired Bunny Boy" Status: Active Rachel's boyfriend and "sidekick," Gary has been with Rachel since 1998. Gary is a practicing catholic and has faith, though he isn't scary about it. He is very quiet and seems very apathetic, though he often makes quiet comments in a conversation which are incredibly amusing -- but usually aren't noticed by others who don't really notice he talked. His only true passion is his obsession with Mecha. Fluent in Spanish.
	Name- Patrick Nickname- "Evil One" Status: Active Patrick is a fun and outspoken man who went to school with Richard. They have been friends since elementary school. He is charming and friendly and women tend to fall into his lap even when he doesn't want them to. However he usually does. Because he really likes women. No. He really likes women. This has caused Super V Girl to decide that he is evil. Fluent in German and French.
	Name- Lisa-Marie Nicknames- "L.M.," "Ellum" Status: Active Formerly employed by a dangerous and secretive organization, she met the crew and disobeyed her orders.
Inactive Characters
	Name- Bobby Nicknames- "Mr. President," "Sir," "Fat" Status: Inactive President of the "Fat Party of America," or "FPA," an organization that started as a goof-off thing with the fat (and proud) kids in Richard and Bobby's high school, but has since become a world-famous group. It is expected that when Bobby reaches age, he will enter the US government in a landslide election. A giant (no pun intended) pervert, he is a porn expert.
	Name- Alex Status: Inactive The long-time next-door neighbor of Richard and Rachel. Married to Elizabeth.
	Name- Elizabeth Status: Inactive Nicknames- "Liz," "Betsy," "My Wife," "Your Wife" The long-time next-door neighbor of Richard and Rachel. Married to Alex.
	Name- Katy Status: Deceased The sort of person who blends in with whatever crowd she is moving in, Katy is considered to be attractive by most. She claims to be able to fly, but only down. She wants to glow.
	Name- Sarah Status: Inactive A member of the Karma Police. Sarah is a nice girl and an individual who is both responsible and motivated.
	Name- Zack Status: Inactive The "FateMaster" of the Karma Police, Zack has begun to use them as an extension of his maniacal will. If he conquers the world, God alone knows what will happen... it could put humanity in bondage... or make squirrels dance cute little squirrel dances. Either way, he uses a good organization for evil purposes.